Christmas in Mistletoe Falls 3: The Chrismurdering

December 18-21, 2025
Thu-Fri Doors 6:00pm | Curtain 7:00pm
Sat-Sun Doors 2:00pm | Curtain 3:00pm

Club One – 1 Jefferson St, Downtown Savannah

WHO KILLED SANTA CLAUS?

That’s the question the residents of Mistletoe Falls have to answer in this all-new chapter in the hit “Christmas in Mistletoe Falls” series, a hilariously irreverent musical skewering of TV Christmas movies from a guy that writes a lot of them.

The denizens of Mistletoe Falls have been through a lot!  At first, it seemed to be the kind of place that only existed in one of those cheesy TV Christmas movies; a place where everyone loves the holidays, the girl always gets the guy, and there’s always a happy ending.  It was nice, but not exactly “real.”  Some magical help from Santa helped them keep the good stuff and get rid of the bad stuff and it seemed like they were all ready to live happily ever after.  But the lure of cheesy TV Christmas movies is strong and before they know it, things started to go back to old ways that they thought they had left behind, driven there, in part, by a dastardly version of Mrs. Claus!

But they worked it all out and everyone thought they were going to live happily ever after.  Little did they know that murder was on it’s way to Mistletoe Falls and it is time for Santa to meet his maker!

So, who killed Santa Claus?  That’s up to you!  The audience gets to vote at intermission and then we’ll change the ending based on what you decide!

Screenwriter Rick Garman has written nearly two dozen holiday films for networks like Hallmark Channel and Great American Family, and is once again bringing that Christmas magic to the Savannah Cabaret stage!

Filled with live cabaret performances of holiday classics like “Holly Jolly Christmas,” “Let It Snow!,” “White Christmas,” “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” and many more, this is sure to be a holiday classic that hopefully won’t get the guy who writes movies like this fired.

There will be four shows – Thursday, December 18 at 7pm; Friday, December 19 at 7pm; Saturday, December 20 at 3pm; and Sunday, December 21 at 3pm. Tickets will go on sale in October.  To be the first to find out when they are available, join our email list.

SHOW NOTES: “Chirstmas in Mistletoe Falls 3: The Chrismurdering” contains adult language, simulated violence, and sometimes scantily dressed actors making fools of themselves.  Guests must be 21 years of age or older at all performances and the show is for immaturely mature audiences only.  Please be aware the theater is on the second floor and is only accessible by stairs; no elevator is available.

TICKET NOTES: Each table seat ticket will be seated at 2-person tables – if you purchase two tickets you will be seated together at one table.  If you purchased more than two tickets in the same transaction under the same name, we will make every attempt to assign you to tables near each other.  If you are coming with other people and purchased tablet tickets separately and wish to be seated near each other, send us an email at info@savannahcabaret.com after you purchase your tickets and provide us with the names of the parties that are requesting to be seated at adjacent tables and we will do our best to accommodate the request. Parties with uneven numbers of guests (1, 3, 5, etc.) may be combined with other parties at tables so be nice and share the free candy!    General admission seating is first come, first served.  Please note that a few seats have a partially obscured view of the stage.

 

FEATURING

Hannah Dodson as Mary Christmas

This earnest hard working career gal from the big city came to Mistletoe Falls to save the general store but wound getting impregnated by a spell cast by an evil Mrs. Claus and she blamed Santa for it.  Is Mary just a mistetoe mom or is she actually a merry murderer?

Chris Stanley as Dash Ingtrudasno

This handsome shopkeeper thought he was destined to fall for Mary Christmas but wound up figuring out he was gay and was then left at the altar by the man he loved because of something Santa said.  Is Dash as nice as the North Pole or did he put Nick on the naughty list?

Travis Harold Coles as Santa Claus

A jolly old fellow who is supposed to be beloved by everyone but has racked up a lot of enemies instead and winds up dead!

Molly Alexander as Mrs. Claus

This motherly figure was once evil and is now trying to turn away from her wicked ways, but she is having a hard time letting go of her animosity toward her husband Santa.  Has Mrs. Claus embraced the Christmas spirit or did she become a Christmas killer?

Trey Coles as Detective Felix Navidad

The world-renown detective comes to Mistletoe Falls to solve the murder of Santa Claus and is supposed to be a serious crimefighter but is actually has a secret connection to the victim that no one knows about.  Is this sleuth the season’s savior or a season sleigh-er?

Bailey Connor as Mayor Joy Tudaworlt

The perky and positive mayor of Mistletoe Falls always has a spirited song she wants to share but Santa tried to take her job and now her tinsel tune have become terrifying.  Is Joy festively fa-la-la-ing or is she caroling her way to carnage?

Thomas Houston as Dr. Bob Tailsring

The town doctor is known for his gentle bedside manner but a malpractice suit brought by Santa Claus has sickened him on all things merry and bright.  Is Bob the Christmas angel of mercy… or a grinchy grim reaper?

Dino Larumbe as Oletta Townnabetlahem

The owner of the Holly-Day Inn is known for her God-fearing ways but an illicit tryst with Santa Claus has turned her into sinner.  Is breakfast all Oletta serves at her B&B or is she putting bows on bloodshed?

Cami Nicole Hall as December Twennifth

The owner of the O Crumb All Ye Faithful bakery seems to be as sweet as the holiday treats she sells but after Santa wrote a bad Yelp review it turned her bitter instead.  Is December all about delicious delights or do her decorative delicacies taste like death?

Patrick Balbo as Wynn Terwunerlan

The owner of the Candy Cane Cafe is known as a generous sort who would give anyone the shirt off his back but he secretly wants to have all the toys under the tree for himself.  Is Wynn a humanitarian of the holly or is he the one behind the holiday homicide?

Gwen Leahy as Sugar Plum

The leading lady of the Allheart Mystery Channel movies is adored by legions of fans but Santa tried to make sure she would never work in this town again.  Is she as innocent as she acts or did she perform a role in Santa’s festive finale?

Mark Poticny as Jack Frost

The handsome hunk of the Allheart Mystery Channel movies was poised for superstardom on the big screen but Santa made sure Hollywood wouldn’t take his calls.  Did he take it all in spirited stride or did he take out a holiday hit job?

Ethan Goble as Tinsel Washington

A former resident of Mistletoe Falls gave up everything to try to make it big on the big screen but fame is fickle and he blamed Santa for his less than stellar star status.  Did he exchange his expectations or did he try to exterminate Xmas?